Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Mitt Romney.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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#scabbers

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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