- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

asian, do math

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

a ginger has a soul

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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