You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

123 Main street

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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