Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Fox News.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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womens rights

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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