What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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