There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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