What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Your mom.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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