why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Jason Connor.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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