What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Knock knock. Death.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Scientology.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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