How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Women's rights

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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