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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Black People.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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