Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Penis

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Your mom.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Mitt Romney.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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