What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

asian, do math

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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