Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

whats really hot the sun

Yo daddy!

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Stephen Walking.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Knock Knock Not Yet

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

The BCS

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...