A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

I like hats XD!

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

dislike this...please.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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