Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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