If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Girls Basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

thumb_up thumb_down -9

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

thumb_up thumb_down -11

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops