- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

123 Main street

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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