- Anti Joke

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

The BCS

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Knock Knock Not Yet

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1