Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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PENIS

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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anne hatthaway

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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