- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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