- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

want a balloon? yeah

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Watch your lips.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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