- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

knock knock ... no one was in

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Get in the Batmobile.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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