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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

asian, do math

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

how did little johnny die? i killed him