Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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