- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What did I do last night?work

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

knock knock who's there?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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