It's long!

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

A walrus walks into a bar

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

canaan and mallory

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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