Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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