Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Laugh.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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