People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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