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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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