Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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...NO.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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