- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A blind man walks into a bar

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Black people

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

knock knock ... no one was in

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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