- Anti Joke

Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.