Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

ROSS G IS OBESE

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

trumpy trumpy trump

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

I like pom

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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