Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Men's Sports

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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