A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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monkey sponge

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Proof reading

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What did I do last night?work

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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