- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

How did the priest die? Masterbation