- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did he die? He was sick.

Michael Brown

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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