Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

vagina, hehehehehehehe

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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