Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Toaster

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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