What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

I know a black girl named beyonca.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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