what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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