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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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