- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

knock knock who's there police

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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