- Anti Joke

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.