- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

penis

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did I do last night?work

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??