Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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who farted your mother

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Anti Joke

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