- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

whats really hot the sun

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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