Darude - Sandstorm

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Joey mayer's face

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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