Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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my mom raped yerr foot

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Michael Brown

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did he die? He was sick.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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