Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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