- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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