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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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