Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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