- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Your Mom.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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