Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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19th amendment

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Anti Joke

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