What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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this is gay

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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