The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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my namew is jd

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Mitt Romney penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Hi Shelby!!

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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