Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Black People.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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