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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken