- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

WNBA

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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