what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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I like hats XD!

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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hello

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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.....Carrot Top....

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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