- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

mc hammers income.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Where's my shotgun

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A ginger was with his friends

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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