What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Reed is poopin

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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