why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Black People.

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